Questions that people ask me and my responses
Q: Is Quinn you real name?
A: Is that your real hair?
Q: You like them pretty boys.
A: That's not a question.
Q: Where your ol man at?
A: ::raises eyebrow::
Q: Why don't you holla at me anymore?
A: I lost my voice.
Q: Would you like to conversate?
A: It's converse...
Q: How old are you?
A: 20
Q: Oh for real?
A: No, for fake.
Q: Do you think you're better than everyone?
A: No, just some people.
Q: What are you mixed with?
A: Who cares?
Q: Do you consider yourself black?
A: Only if you consider yourself stupid.
Q: Are your braces expensive?
A: No, I let the hobo down the street put them on me for free with paperclips.
Q. Ya heard me?
A: No, I'm deaf.
Q: Are you serious?
A: Nah, I'm playing...
Q: Why do you always have to be so sarcastic?
A: Why do you always ask dumb questions?
Q: Why do you always give me stupid answers?
A: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Q: Why do you sound so white?
A: Sorry, I don't speak monkey....
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