Aye Pari

Tonight Donald and I went to the Palace to see...::dundundundun:: House of Wax, where my favorite air-head Paris Hilton played the predictable blond. Despite that her head if filled with probably 99.9% of air (and being a mogul at the same time), she wasn't that bad of an actress. Sure, she ended up in most positions that came naturally to her (if you get my drift), but she served her purpose well. I think she might even help write some of the script, because some of her scenes were almost like those from a Night In Paris (I know I'm not the only one who's seen it) ...ok I'm exaggerating, but still, her final scene really looks as those she's giving head to someone. But enough about her, the movie is somewhat disturbing, and reminded me why I didn't persue becoming a doctor...yuck. They had some horror movie cliche parts, it's not like Nightmare on Elm Street or anything of that sort, you know, when you're little and afraid to look under the bed or keep your closet door opened in the dark, it's more of a hey!...they have some crazy ass WHITE PEOPLE in this WORLD who do CRAZY THINGS like cover LIVING WHITE PEOPLE with HOT ASS WAX! Because you already know black people wouldn't have been in the predictable small ass town where there's only ONE main road. We all know, it's a common fact people, that blonds and black people, do not survive in horror movies, except for maybe the blond and black dude from House on Haunted Hill or whatever the name is. So I give it 2-thumbs up because it's a cliche horror movie...and because I was scared out of my mind.