Tonight, after I got off of work, I went to the 24 hour Walgreens on Read and Lakeforest to get my bottle of water like I usually do. Now it's like 12:15, and the line is long as hell. So I grab my Aquafina and got in line. So, this guy gets behind me, and he has on a cutoff t-shirt. He takes this can of what I assume to be deodorant and starts spraying underneath his arms...I thought it to be hilarious, you can never put ghetto-ness past black people. Then he starts making comments about how he likes girls with braces and girls with real hair, and I'm like ugh, gross. He's putting on what clearly looks like Secret deodorant spray with a cutoff shirt and flabby arms, and he looks like he could be about my mom's age talking about going to the club so he can't be funky. Then he said something like "for real, I just want your number" he could have said something else because I was distracted by the smell of his breath. I didn't want to be mean so all I said was no thanx. So I got out of there, only for him and his "boys" to pull up next to me in a Hummer...he sat in the back seat. This guy is steadily trying to get my number, and by this time, I was getting kind of nervous. So I get on the interstate...and I'm doing like 95 mph, and I get off on the Morrison exit...only for that guy to make it seem like he was following me to my house. Luckily, I was somewhat ahead of him and he couldn't pull into the gate without the code.

Me and my dogs





and yes, I do have a lot of love for them...