Damn AOL!!!!! Only AOL Broadband would screw up a decent post and DELETE everything. So I'm back at square one...re-typing a funny story.

So anyways, I've met his mother, but in the worst way. His mother recently had surgery, so while recuperating, she's staying in his one bedroom, one bathroom apartment. And like a good son, he gave her his room, and took to the couch, which is just as comfortable. So, after work the other day, I stop by. Now, it's like 1:30 in the morning, and we ASSume that she's sleeping...so we're just hugging,cuddling, kissing, and eventually that turns into us fooling around. Well, articles of clothing slowly but surely start coming off, and that's when MOM decides that she's thirsty, and gets up to get a drink. The look on her face was pure shock, I mean, when I've caught my mom in the act, I'm usually more embarrassed then she is, so I can imagine how she felt. I don't know who was more embarrassed, me or her.

I almost feel like Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes...without the stardom and the money...well not quite, maybe Angelina Jolie and Brat Pitt, they're denying whatever relationship they might have. Well, he and I are doing just that. People speculate, but they don't know for sure. And when people speculate, they talk. It was no secret that we showed interest in eachother, but now they don't know for sure if we're together or not together, because he and I have decided not to discuss our relationship with anyone. It gets to the point that when we deny, or simply say mind your damn business, people start making shit up. People who know the least have the most to say. For instance, Wayne, who has made comments about him
a)paying my cell bill (uhhhh...no)
b)paying my credit card bills (what credit card bills?)
c)paying my student loans (don't pay those back until I GRADUATE)
d)putting gas in my car (ok he does do that)
e)and giving me money just because (and uhhhh...no again)
Then, after making those claims, he says I'm using him, and if he was any good in bed, he really wouldn't have to go out of his way to do anything for me because I'm "easy".What's Wayne's reason behind saying this to anyone who will listen? Hell if I know, he's probably still sore because I told him I wouldn't have sex with him.

Add insult to injury- the X who claimed she was pregnant with his baby has not been heard from since she told him she "will see his ass in court". Rumor is that it isn't even his baby, but for the dude she left him for...and on top of that, the only reason why she even came back into the picture is because she realized she made a mistake, and wants him back, so we have one scenario where she claims to be pregnant (no proof of that yet) with his baby...OR! the guy she left him for says those 3 classic words "it ain't mine", and needs some kind of child support to help her out because she doesn't work. ::dundundun:: The plot thickens. I hate scandalous bitches, they make it bad for the rest of us. I really don't like the tramp, and if I see her, I might pick up a rock and throw it at her. Hopefully for her sake it's really a pebble I'm throwing.