Anne and I have been friends since she was in the 8th grade and I was in the 9th grade. She was one of the girls I actually talked to because like myself, we were outcast in some kind of way. Everyone thought I was the athiest freak and she the lezbo voodoo witch. So we got along just fine. Well, Anne and I happen to work at the same place, and we're still friends 6 years later. I accepted a long time ago her sexual preference, but some new things have come up and I'm shocked and somewhat disturbed. Here's a convesation between Donald and I to explain a little better...
Donald-You know Anne likes you.
Me-Of course she does, everyone likes me (said with complete sarcasm).
Donald-No, like for real, she wants to turn you out.
Me-Ummm...ewww much?
Donald-Yeah, when we work together, we always talk about how big your ass is and how everyone wants to f*ck you, including her.
Me-Ummm, Donald, stop playing me (I slap him).
Donald-I'm serious! She really likes you, like, wants to be with you.
Me-(silent)
Donald-She didnt say anything because you aren't "like that".
Me-Well I'm not, the only person I'd ever go gay for is...
Donald-(cuts me off) Jessica Simpson, Halle Berry and Angelina Jolie.
Me-Right! I'm so glad you pay attention. You know I don't believe you right?
Donald-Fine. Next time I see her I'ma tell her to tell you.
Me-Whatever loser.
So now when I work with Anne, I become speechless around her. She doesn't know that I know, but it still makes the air uncomfortable.
3 comments:
Do you still work at the theatre? Does Anne work there with you? I am asking because I don't think you ever mentioned her in any of your previous blogs.
Jessica Simpson. Come on girl you gotta do better than that! lol. I was in a similar situation, but I chose to confront my friend. We worked things out and it stopped being awkward between us. Maybe you should try it. Good luck!
@anon...yes, I still work there. I've never mentioned her before, not by her real name anyway...
@meka...Jessica Simpson has mad sex appeal! I love her! I don't know if I can confront her just yet, like I said before, she has no idea that I know, so I don't want to say anything yet. But thanks anyway!
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