Grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill today because they pissed me off.
And also help me to be carefull of the toes I step on today as they may be connected to the a$$ I may have to kiss tomorrow.
Help me to always give 100% at work –
12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wednesday
20% on Thursday
5% on Friday
And help me to remember when I’m having a really bad day, and it seems that people are trying to pissme off, that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me.
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